Naked News 2026-04-02

Description: I'm Alana Blaire!And I'm Isabella Rossini, and it's Thursday April 9th, the day before the Good Friday long weekend!YES, and I'm very excited about that. Are you doing anything special for Easter? Okay, before we begin, we need to talk about yesterday's April fFools joke. 99.9% of you absolutely got it and loved it, but there was a tiny percentage who thought I actually got my breasts done and were worried for me! At the end of the day, it was pretty obvious, especially since we came right out and had a whole discussion about it BUT, I think a lot of newer people may have been fooled after the first news segment, especially in that hot dress.Yes, that was the perfect dress for those big titties wasn't it! Anyway, we had a lot of fun putting that together and if you missed it, you can always replay it in the Archives.On with today's show, Angel is naming names in our Boob Of The Week coming up and we'll have your feedback emails in the wrapup. But first Alana, what would be your number one fear in getting into a robotaxi? Well, most of the fears people have about driverless cars have to do with safety… but just like with anything automated, there are other ways things can go wrong!Tia Larose is standing by in the Naked Newsroom with what happened recently in China. Ladies, it’s safe to say robotaxis won’t be going on strike anytime soon, but they can still cause chaos. A system malfunction in Wuhan, China recently forced at least a hundred driverless taxis to suddenly stop in the middle of traffic, bringing parts of the city to a standstill. Police say no one was hurt, and the incident is now under investigation. It's also reigniting concerns about how safe this technology really is. And it’s not an isolated case. Just last December, a power outage in San Francisco knocked out Waymo’s fleet, leaving cars stalled and traffic backed up across the city. It seems Charles wasn’t paying attention to all those No Kings rallies, because he’s coming to America! He might also want to bone up on his history, because his visit, planned for later this month, will be to celebrate the two-hundred-and-fiftieth anniversary of American independence! But for what it’s worth, Donald Trump is looking forward to hosting the monarch, writing on Truth Social, "I look forward to spending time with the King, whom I greatly respect. It will be TERRIFIC!" And to anyone who might have been flipping out over changes to some Reese’s products, time to show off your sweet tooth with a smile! Hershey has announced that, after switching to a coating with less chocolate for some products like mini Easter Eggs, it’ll be switching BACK to its classic recipe! And some other positive changes could be coming, like a transition to natural coloring and, apparently, making KitKats creamier! I’m going to reserve judgment on that last change until I’ve tried it. But when the time comes, I WILL be trying it! Back in a bit!

Segments:
• News off the Top
• Boob of the Week
• Sports
• News off the Top Part 2
• Closing Remarks
Studio: Nakednews.com
Video: File Name : Naked News 2026-04-02 - 01 - News off the Top.mp4
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Duration : 00:04:47